Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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