apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
