What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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