He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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