from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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