physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Shame - the story of my life.
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