Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Less talking, more tequila
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
