You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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