You really coming over, don't trick.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
