Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Randomize
