How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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