i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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