We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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