sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
it's like iHOP with fire
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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