No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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