Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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