and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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