i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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