i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
