I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
