dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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