Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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