Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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