What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
