I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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