the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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