Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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