I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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