If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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