I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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