wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Two words: blizzard sex
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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