I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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