Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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