guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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