She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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