Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
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