I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
tell me about the fingering
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