I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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