I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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