he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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