Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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