We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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