Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
COCAINE IS GR8
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