Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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