is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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