dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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