Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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