Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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