Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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