Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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