so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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