Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Randomize