new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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