im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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