Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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